Hello! My name is Valerie Gale Zartarian Morrison. I am a devoted mother and friend, retired government scientist, and aspiring bestselling author who enjoys dancing, hiking, traveling, and many other interests, and strives to make a positive impact. I’m grateful for my extraordinary life and for everyone who has shown me kind support, friendship, and mentoring along the way.
I’m the very proud mom of two children. My 25-year-old daughter has led a heroic complex medical and chronic illness journey since birth (VACTERLS Association), including a kidney transplant, and currently enjoys working in a restaurant. My 21-year-old son, a hero in his own right, is an active college junior who is currently studying mechanical engineering and enjoys rock-climbing and other hobbies.
In 2025 I retired from the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency after 27+ years of public service. I’m thankful for my career as a scientist that produced research to help protect public health and the environment. I hold a B.S. from Princeton University in Civil Engineering, Water Resources (1989) and a Ph.D. and M.S. from Stanford University in Environmental Engineering & Science (1997, 1993).
I am now focusing on my new writing career and working to publish my first novel. I am a Resident Writer at the Follow Your Art Community Studios in Melrose, MA and a member of the Grub Street Center for Creative Writing in Boston. In addition, I volunteer for the Make-A-Wish Foundation and support other organizations and causes that are close to my heart.
Mighty Misfit 